turkeys

'The DFW advises residents to use a broom, garden hose, or air horn to scare the birds and reinforce their natural fear of people.'

'They have come close to harming my family and friends, ruined my cars, trashed my yard and much more,' local baseball legend Todd Frazier tweeted.

To reiterate, temps are poised to plunge into sub-zero territory, STEEL YOURSELVES.

Apparently the turkeys are holding residents hostage in their homes.

First, a postal worker in Hillsdale was trapped in his truck by a gang of local turkeys. Now, an entire township is under seige

"HONK. HONK. HONK."

A fowl's got to be aggressive to keep it real by the beach.

It's surprisingly dramatic!

The Last Week Tonight host questions the strange tradition of the Presidential turkey pardon.

Gives a whole new meaning to free range.