staten island zoo

Mayor de Blasio decided to sit this one out.

Chuck was not dropped by an elected official either—a good day for groundhogs and New York.

Baby animals are the best kind of animal.

He is so lucky.

Chuck says DJ Wintry Mix is leaving.

Mayor de Blasio will no longer be in a position to water the soil of Staten Island with the blood of innocent woodchucks.

It seems no other mayors may get the chance to grope a groundhog after de Blasio's inadvertent murder spree.

The Post smells a cover-up.

They are actually pretty cute.

Don't you just want to crush its face?