snakes

"Mangrove snakes, though mildly venomous, are not known to be dangerous to people. They are shy, timid, [and] secretive in nature."

This snake goddess is offering snake massages.

With the trains in chaos, New York City's wildlife are staking their claim on the transit system.

A python crawled out of a man's toilet in Thailand and latched onto his penis AND IT COULD HAPPEN TO YOU.

A boa constrictor thought it was entitled to a free ride on a city bus, and it was...totally right, because boa constrictor gets whatever boa constrictor wants. Them's the rules.

It used to be avant-garde to take your snake on a subway ride, but no longer.

"See what he's doing to my throat right now? I'm talking, and he gets nervous."

A Brooklyn man was arrested this morning after police collected an alligator, nine boa constrictors, ammunition and a small bag of marijuana from his apartment.

"Just thought, oh, that dude left his backpack there. Then I went to sit down and noticed he had some snakes."

If you gave reptiles the chance, they would turn the entire city into a bunch of snakelizardmonsters. Just watch the documentary 'The Amazing Spider-Man' if you don't believe us.