monsters

An evergreen reminder to go around, over, but never through the slush lagoons, if it can be avoided.

Anthony Cammarata's reptilian haul included 3 Gila Monsters, 1 alligator, 2 crocodiles, and 5 bearded lizards.

In the sphere of casually rude behaviors, cell phones on the table at restaurants has become modus operandi.

The yeast beast has already attracted a loyal following of rats and pigeons!

"He picked the wrong time to make the doughnuts."

So you're terrified of running into a snakehead fish now—below, you'll find our handy three step guide to killing one.

Dear god, won't somebody think of Tucker Carlson?

Could it be that the government really just wants to capture and/or kill Bigfoot before you do? Or perhaps they're involved in some sort of Bigfootpayola with the Finding Bigfoot hunters?

With word that the East River Monster is really just a dead and bloated dog, let's take a look at Rosie, the REAL East River Monster.

A spokesman for Dads Who Use Monster Folklore For Efficient Parenting tells us that the photo is probably one of his brethren furthering the cause.