Feces

"That's a f****n' piece of shit! It's feces. Right there."

A fecal fiend was caught on surveillance camera smearing poop onto the seats of every Citi Bike locked in a docking station in midtown Manhattan early Friday morning.

Want to know if your favorite NYC beach is currently being tickled by fecal-fused waves?

The fecal transplant solution is mixed and resembles "chocolate milk."

Test results "came back with numerous hits for organic substances that contained proteins and active biological ingredients."

The Catholic League is mostly upset because the photograph is being shown in Midtown.

A tipster sent us these photos of an alleged "bank attack" at a Capital One branch on 31st St. and 7th Ave, taken around 10:30 a.m. this morning.

In a press release featuring the cheeky subject line "It Happens," the NYPD press office announces that a Philadelphia man has been arrested and charged with "Unlawful Possession of Noxious Matter (human urine and feces)."

The recent trend of discussing the proliferation of Harlem dog crap has uncovered the work of a woman who patrols the neighborhood with her beagle and picking up animal waste.

Fox 5 is making a big stink about a nasty situation in