bovine university

Pink slime isn't the only processed meat product out there. Hope you've eaten lunch, there are videos.

"It was like Dodge City,. You had five police cars on one side of the street, five on the other and the 750-pound cow looking both ways."

As one Gothamist cynic said, "Anybody who would pay $7 on this iPad app is an idiot and would be better served spending seven minutes talking to a butcher in real life."

What's up, carnivores? PETA thinks you're a bunch of pussies. Their words!