Mayor Bloomberg is a Valentine's Day baby—he was born on February 14, 1942—and he's loving all your birthday wishes. The Wall Street Journal give him the birthday/"you're old" treatment today: "Michael Rubens Bloomberg took the oath of office as New York City's 108th mayor when he was 59 years old. He turns 70 on Tuesday, and if he finishes his third term as expected next year, he would be the oldest serving mayor since the five boroughs were consolidated in 1898."

For the billionaire who has everything, maybe the NYPD will give him 70 extra stop-and-frisks!