virginity

'The notion that a woman's body can be subject to examination to prove their worth or dignity is an outdated patriarchal concept.'

In which the NY Times learns that Tim Tebow ISN'T the only adult virgin in the New York area.

How much is the virginity of religious Jets quarterback Tim Tebow worth? One meeeeelllion dollars.

His attorney says, "You see from the nature of the arrests that Brandon has accumulated, they are clearly arrests of a provocative young man who is seeking attention."

A pediatric nurse at NYU Medical Center claims that a pediatric neurosurgeon repeatedly referenced “The 40-Year-Old Virgin” movie, and reassured her that sex is “like petting something furry for the first time.”