superfund sites

Newtown Creek, the only place in Brooklyn where you can get a gratis black mayonnaise facial, has been awarded a $16 million settlement in exchange for the decades of environmental atrocities wrought upon its waters.

The Coast Guard and the DEC installed booms to soak up the oil, and investigators are currently "preparing their case."

What beautiful clean air we have! (via lachance's flickr). We're number