snooki

Incredibly awkward.

Snooki insists there's no more "partying."

Fist pump or fist sigh?

"Due to the high volume of babies born at our Medical Center, we do not close a maternity unit for any one individual."

You won't see vajayjay.

Her rep told MTV News, "The world just got another Guido!!!"

She's been busy—busy buying tanning cream and saying that Snooki is "fake" and "fat," that is. Oh, and flashing photographers.

Snooki also admits she was a "waste case" three years ago.

God help us all.

How horrible is her ex Emilio? Well, he did say, "I hope for her sake ... not to be rude or anything ... but I hope she has a miscarriage."