santacon 2018

'The very last thing we want is for SantaCon NYC to turn into the sleighshow that happens in Hoboken each year.' Wait...is that a threat?

The official motto should become: 'We Haven't Done Anything But Wake Up And Drink.'

'Merry Litmas,' cried Kevin from Akron, Ohio. 'That means I'm drunk and it's lit!'

Guess it's gonna be a sober SantaCon this year.

Said the little lamb to the blotto shepherd boy who fell into a garbage-strewn snowbank in Hell's Kitchen while attempting to urinate on top of a rat who may or may not be alive: do you hear what I hear?