pollen

Or maybe do hold your breath — and blame catkins.

City health officials are on the lookout for a spike in asthma-related ER visits linked to high levels of tree pollen.

Brace yourself for life inside the pollen cloud.

Pollen season approaches, f*ck whatever ya'll been hearing.

Anyway since we're all going to die anyway, we may as well separate that shit into lines and snort it. What's the difference anymore?

Hot and humid, then dark and cool woooooo!

Your miserable spring is brought to you by what has been dubbed a "pollen tsunami," thanks to this winter's particularly nasty cold.

Now that even the hardiest of of snow banks have met their demise, it's time to look forward to...allergy season.

Your eyes feel itchy already, don't they?

Lohan is also blaming her lung issues on stress from her arrest... not her chain smoking.