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More innocence lost thanks to Toddlers & Tiaras.

Cindafuckin'rella, indeed.

And now, a photo from last night's Miss New York competition, where abs and polyblend met on Staten Island.

Twin Peaks fans, get thee to Brooklyn this weekend, where the town will come alive inside the Bell House. And ladies, you're invited to enter in the Miss Twin Peaks Pageant!

As we all know, today is National Waffle Day! The kind of

Two years ago Miss Brooklyn hailed from Manhattan, where she had

Miss G Train has officially been crowned. Last Thursday the City

It's amazing that anyone wants to celebrate the G train, but

Yesterday some Miss Subways Pageant alum gathered for a little reunion

Yesterday afternoon some of the city's cutest canines competed in the Barking