mr. met

Turns out Mr. Met was just reacting the same way any New Yorker would react to hours of abuse from screaming jackals.

Maybe he was sad about Mrs. Met dumping him?

Mr. Met should be renamed Mr. NYC.

It boggles the mind to think that a Secret Service agent allegedly threatened to kill Mr. Met, bringer of joy to the entire world, if he came too close to President Bill Clinton.

Meet the Mets (field)! Step right up and greet the Mets (field)!

Mrs. Met was busy raising the baby Mets.

Is she Mr. Met's wife? His mother? Or is she his cross-dressing alternate personality?

Mr. Met seems best suited to roulette.

Mr. Met is putting on a brave face among all these other jerks.

Can 1-800-Flowers develop a "Sorry your team has lost 5 of the last 6" bouquet?