Latest Articles Tagged "mister softee"
On the day before Halloween, I received a 2,000-word manifesto from an unnamed person taking credit for the spooky jingle blasting through the city's LinkNYC kiosks.
Some answers to our questions remain elusive, but others are beginning to snap into focus.
'YOUR A***** DRIVER IS STILL PARKED ON VAN CORTLANDT PARK SOUTH AND BLASTING NOISE. YOU, MISTER SOFTEE, HAVE BEEN THERE FOR MORE THAN AN HOUR. DO NOT COME TO MY NEIGHBORHOOD.'
The jingle haunting continues, and none of us are safe.
What aren't we being told about this ice cream mirage?
Two possessed kiosks were spotted near 67th Street and Broadway on Wednesday afternoon.
An anthropomorphic cone head with a dented wafer face is haunting the summer streets of Manhattan
His response: 'F*ck off.'
And only ONE ticket has been issued in response.
“You will never see a Mister Softee truck in Midtown,” according to an ice cream rival. “If you do, there will be problems, and you won’t see him there very long.”