life advice from lauren evans

A couple kneeled on the pillows beside him, dipping their wings into an orange sauce smeared across his thighs. I wondered if he was ticklish.

Another partygoer sniffed at a cup of clear liquor. "Is there any anus in there?" he asked his companion.

It's cool to hate New Year's Eve, since what's there to love, really? Nothing...except everything.

We can do this. Right? Yes.

Here comes the sun, just kidding, now it's gone.

How to handle all the paranormal activities going down while you're asleep.

Halloween is easily the strongest of the Holy Trinity of Party Holidays. Make the most of it.

Like flossing and paying our taxes once each decade (right?), renters insurance is just one of those things we're going to have to buck up and do.

Here are a few suggestions, each of which can be undertaken with or without any regard for Valentine's Day whatsoever.

You don't have to live like this.