lap dances

A Manhattan judge has finally answered a question debated among scholars since antiquity: Is a lap dance considered art?

The party was held in a private room where "several kids at the party got lap dances."

Is it illegal to buy a bunch of teens lap dances as part of a surprise 16th birthday party?

If they succeed, strip clubs everywhere will have a more lucrative way of tricking men into thinking people want to have sex with them.