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"Cadbury Creme Eggs appear in our stores for the financial benefits of Illuminati elites such as Jay Z, Beyoncé, and Al Sharpton."

Performance artist Marina Abramovic is "very pissed" at Jay Z.

Like the old saying goes, the show must go on for The Beyonce & Jay Z Divorce Rumors Tour.

"This year, the sweeping majority of people out there were people entirely devoid of enthusiasm for the product, or people who knew very little about the product," he told us.

The filmmaker believes a large amount of people waiting on line for new iPhones were elderly Asians who were paid by the Chinese Mafia to sleep on the street for days.

Strap on your tin foil hats Beylievers, because Beyonce is 100% for sure definitely without a doubt pregnant (or not, we really have no idea).

'Jedi mind tricks' do sound EXACTLY like something the Illuminati would have up their sleeves.

History will remember this wasn't just any Friday.

Jay Z and Beyonce have evidently been watching "Spring Breakers."

Jay Z, Beyonce & Solange have released a joint statement saying that all is well, everyone has apologized to each other, and they're moving on from the elevator fight which ripped a nation apart.