ice cream trucks

'YOUR A***** DRIVER IS STILL PARKED ON VAN CORTLANDT PARK SOUTH AND BLASTING NOISE. YOU, MISTER SOFTEE, HAVE BEEN THERE FOR MORE THAN AN HOUR. DO NOT COME TO MY NEIGHBORHOOD.'

And only ONE ticket has been issued in response.

“You will never see a Mister Softee truck in Midtown,” according to an ice cream rival. “If you do, there will be problems, and you won’t see him there very long.”

And during this heatwave? Monster!

Over 7,000 complaints about the jingle that just won't go away.

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