everyone's a critic

The New Yorker has a giant profile of NY Times food critic/restaurant assassin Pete Wells, and it is fantastic.

There have been nearly 350 reviews of our subway system by locals and tourists alike on Yelp, resulting in a 3 1/2 star review overall which...seems about right.

It's not okay to go around living life like a corporeal Yelp review.

Was the writing team rusty, or has Hurwitz's edge dulled?

There are sections of the Berlin Wall in Midtown, but they're only getting 2.5 stars on Yelp.

In 1969, Nik Cohn reviewed the new Beatles album, Abbey Road, which he called an "unmitigated disaster."

Morrissey didn't like The Ramones. Like, at all.