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The Elf on the Shelf tumbled to the ground and the girl called the police because Santa Claus' surveillance program is very very real.

Brian Chellis, 23, was found drunkenly passed out in his car early Friday morning after an alleged night of debauchery.

Two years ago, a really tall "Elf" aficionado dressed up as Buddy, running around midtown recreating scenes from the film. As you can see in the video below, he's just as awkwardly tall as ever.

"Shitter's full!"

The man in the video made this homage to Will Ferrell's NYC-Christmas movie: "Decided it would be a great idea to dress up like Buddy Elf and wander around NYC. It was a great idea."

Of course you won't hear about it in the Santa-centric lamestream

Before she's even turned thirty, Zooey Deschanel has put together a