allergies

Or maybe do hold your breath — and blame catkins.

A nationwide analysis shows that increasing temperatures and rising carbon dioxide levels will intensify and extend the pollen season in the Northeast.

Brace yourself for life inside the pollen cloud.

11-year-old Camron Jean-Paul appeared to suffer an allergic reaction after his family began cooking fish.

Pollen season approaches, f*ck whatever ya'll been hearing.

This year the trees are particularly aggressive in producing pollen thanks to our manic winter

The study showed a dramatic reduction in the rate of peanut allergies amongst infants who were fed peanut products.

Anyway since we're all going to die anyway, we may as well separate that shit into lines and snort it. What's the difference anymore?

If you've opened your eyes, you've already felt the powerful, hay-fever specific itch that crept through your open window while you were sleeping.

Your miserable spring is brought to you by what has been dubbed a "pollen tsunami," thanks to this winter's particularly nasty cold.