Abdel Basset al-Megrahi

Convicted Lockerbie bomber Abdel Basset al-Megrahi is "on his last breath," relatives insist. In other news, an area shepherd boy is yelling something about a wolf attacking sheep (again).

Reuters describes Megrahi as "propped up at a slight angle in a hospital-style bed surrounded by members of his family."

Pan Am 103 bomber Abdel Basset al-Megrahi is really sick this time for real, you guys.