While you were busy this weekend staring longingly at widowed gloves and goat heads, the news kept happening. Here's what went on while you were logged off.
- Real estate scion Robert Durst, the subject of an HBO documentary about a series of unsolved murders, was arrested on first-degree murder charges.
- We celebrated Pi Day with...well, you know.
- This is why you should roll your joints before getting on the subway.
- Bjork, along with some mating slugs, performed at Carnegie Hall.
- Have you ever had the pleasure of riding in a cab with Mohammad "Goldie" Bahram, NYC's goldfish taxi driver?
- We checked out Elvis Guesthouse, a new bar-club on Avenue A from the team behind Baby's All Right.
- An earnest Brooklynite has started the world's first preschool for adults.
- Bedford Ave standby Vinnie's Pizzeria didn't disappoint us.
- And finally, we streamed the latest show from Tommy Wiseau, The Neighbors, which makes The Room look like Eyes Wide Shut.