As long as there are subway trains, there will be idiots who risk death (and crippling service delays) to "surf" them. Today's Darwin Award nominee comes to us via YouTube, where the individual who uploaded this video insists, "I DO NOT CONDONE IN THIS ACTIVITY." Obviously neither do we—and especially not on the F train, which many of us at Gothamist use to to get to work!
For more subway surfing videos to shake your fist at, click here and here. But don't be seduced by the exhilarating call of the subterranean ocean! In 2003, a teenager died when he fell off the roof of a subway car he was supposedly surfing.