We've all heard about the Gowanus Canal's polluted waters, but now that Team Superfund is on board, it's time to get an up close look at the goo that oozes within it. The folks who run Characters of Gowanus were brave enough to get exclusive footage of the most talked about sediment in town, and it ain't pretty. EPA regional Superfund director Walter Mugdan explains the Superfund process in the below video and (spoiler alert!) talks about that time that the mud found in the waterway "had eaten its way through this heavy duty plastic" that it had been captured in. It's alive, people—and carrying gonorrhea.

The EPA projects the actual dredging of the canal will start in 2014... so this stuff has 4 more years to grow even more powerful!