Does last night's big Massachusetts victory for the tea-bagging right have you contemplating jumping off a bridge? Be careful how you time it, because you might end up landing in a delicious vat of chocolate and peanut butter (instead of dead). It happened to the guy in this video, who appears to be jumping off the Brooklyn Bridge just for the hell of it, and certainly not for some kind of stupid advertising stunt. Corporate America really missed a great opportunity here, because this would have been such a clever way to subtly promote all sorts of products, and then get the Internets to spread brand awareness for free!
This video was sent to us with a link to this website, and though our brains are telling us this was surely done using some kind of Cloverfield-level CGI, our stomachs are telling us to believe... and to go buy some prole candy right now. As such, we have no choice but to spread this virus. M&M's forever!
