What's the latest sick thing upstate New Yorkers are doing in their spare time? Cow porn.
Two men were arrested in Herkimer County, for "sex crimes against several cows." It seems a farmer was curious why his cows weren't producing milk and "appeared anxious." So he set up video surveillance cameras, which allegedly caught Michael Jones, 35, and Reid Fontaine, 31, making porn with the cows in his barn.
Syracuse.com reports, "State police said Jones agreed to film Fontaine as he tried to have sexual contact with several cows. State police did not provide further details."
The pair were charged with sexual misconduct and issued appearance tickets.
