Superman is currently atop the statue of George Washington in Union Square. And it appears that he needs a man bun. Twitter users and our handy police blotter note that a large crowd has gathered around Superman, who may or may not be shouting something about freeing humanity. Oh get a job, Superman! We know print media's in a tough spot right now but if you send your resume to BuzzFeed Ben he may bite.
We're looking forward to hearing this guy's new album or book or whatever it is he's promoting.
UPDATE: According to DNAinfo, our hero was only up in the statue for about an hour, then arrested.
