The Jets passed up the chance to star in HBO's Hard Knocks again, but who needs HBO when you've got the NY Post? The Post has been there to document every cheerleader tryout and sartorial gaffe involving everyone's favorite backup quarterback/meme generator/Hoboken resident Tim Tebow since he came to the team. And despite the efforts of teammates to hookup Tebow with fellow virgin and athlete Lolo Jones, it seems Tebow already has a secret girlfriend.
All this started after Jets center Nick Mangold made it his pre-season goal to connect the two: "This is how I'm going to spend my spring," he told "NFL Total Access." "Usually I try and do a little golfing, but that isn't going so well. So now it's matchmaking." Between making "Lolo" chants in the locker room, Mangold tweeted at her: "I'm trying to get @TimTebow to accept that he and @lolojones are a match made in heaven. #Lobow."
She responded: "thanks Nick but i actually heard tebow has a girlfriend he just isn't saying it publicly. the search continues..." So who is she? Is his secret girlfriend buying all his jerseys? Is she a fellow virgin? Has she spoken to Ashley Madison? What are the chances that she is going to leave him for Peyton Manning eventually?