The British royal family announced that "spare" Prince Harry will be visiting the United States this May, stopping in Washington D.C., Denver, Colorado, Connecticut, New York and New Jersey. Obviously, they are trying to keep him far from Las Vegas, where he notoriously got naked during a round of strip poker and also crashed a bachelorette party. Maybe he should just crash a Todd P party?

One of Harry's purposes for the visit is to go to the Warrior Games in Colorado Springs. His private secretary said, "Prince Harry wants to highlight once again the extraordinary commitment and sacrifice of our injured servicemen and women - our wounded warriors. Although a Prince, Harry is also an operational soldier - indeed he's a soldier's soldier - therefore throughout this briefing the recurring theme is to help recognise and bring a spotlight onto the work being done to help these outstanding young men and women."

Back during his 2010 visit to New York, he joined West Point cadets in exercises, played polo on Governors Island, and threw out the opening pitch at a Mets game—R.A. Dickey had to help him with his technique:

Let's hope there are some ladies celebrating a upcoming wedding, okay?