The State Department has given Osama bin Laden, 52, an extreme makeover, updating a 1998 file photo of the suspected terrorist and digitally altering it to account for a decade of age and possible changes in his facial hair. (Somewhere, Nick Nolte's frantically trying to call in a favor at the State Department.) Which look do you prefer?
Maybe we're just old fashioned, but we think we like the classic bin Laden better; the one in the middle reminds us of too many swarthy, drugged up rich guys who come to our nightclubs and steal all the best vapid women the leader of Spain's Communist party, Gaspar Llamazares, whose hair was reportedly photoshopped onto bin Laden's head by the State Department! Ha, a terrorist with the hair of a Communist—now they just need the eyes of a Democrat in favor of health care reform, and they'll have the "real" Americans scared senseless. If you see him, contact Rewards for Justice.
