Google Street View, the modern era's Rosetta Stone, has captured another gem for the ages. A Google camera perusing the South Bronx appears to have gotten a shot of a man with his pants down, blurring out his backside on the borough's Bruckner Boulevard. This is clearly punishment for whatever future terrible neighborhood name Google Maps plans to bestow upon the area. Upper Washington Heights Central? SoBro? RAMBro (Right-Above-Manhattan Bronx)? The possibilities are endless.
The Daily News spotted this money shot, snapped outside the Bruckner Bar & Grill in Mott Haven. Though the brave butt-baring subject has not been identified, the bar's general manager says the bar's clientele will "probably get a kick out of" the shot. "It shows we have a sense of humor here in the South Bronx,” Joseph Diaz told the tabloid. “They were probably the welcoming committee."
It's not clear whether the blurred-out man—positioned atop a ladder outside the bar—was intentionally mooning the camera or if Google blurred out his rear at random, since Street View's ways are nothing if not mysterious. So spend the rest of this beautiful Saturday trying to spot as many naked people on Google Maps as you can, and let us know if you find any.
