You suckers thought Michael Grimm was gonna plead guilty to felony tax evasion, resign his Congressional seat in Staten Island, and live out the rest of his days raising money for public radio or writing grants for Montessori schools or whatever? Wrong, baby. Grimm ain't going down like that, and if you put your quarters on the table he'll show you what he's made of.
According to the Staten Island Advance, the former Congressman, who resigned last Monday, was seen at 120 Bay Cafe in St. George on Friday night "with a small group of people," when he gravitated towards the pool table (there are also pictures and they're both pretty kickass).
"Once he started playing pool, everyone wanted to play against him," the witness said. "The waiting list to get a game got really long."
Grimm and his group left a short time later -- but not before he played and won at least two games, the source said.
"He dominated," the person said.
Damn straight. Rack 'em, brother. Here's a buck for the jukebox. Where's Donovan? Is his name on the chalkboard?
