Good Friday morning in New York City, where something stinks on Staten Island.
Here's what's happening:
- Moody's this week downgraded New York City's financial outlook from "stable" to "negative," adding that "state-level proposals to enhance revenue" could help turn things around.
- The security situation around Gracie Mansion has made daily life in otherwise sleepy Yorkville a bit more stressful.
- It's Friday the 13th, one of the biggest days of the year for the city's tattoo parlors.
- It takes serious planning and strategy to keep the Guinness pints coming all day on St. Patrick's Day.
- Will all the potholes on the FDR Drive really be fixed in time for the New York Half Marathon on Sunday?
- FBI Director Kash Patel is hosting some UFC fighters at Quantico this weekend for "agents to learn and train with some of the greatest athletes on earth."
- A roast chicken potato chip? Oh go on then.
- And finally, bounce: