Police officers in Pennsylvania have released a surveillance snapshot of this gentleman, who reportedly strolled into a convenience store in Palmyra, Pennsylvania clad only in a ski mask and footwear. Little is known about this masked invader, who ran out of the store after a clerk called the cops, and the NSFW version has not yet made its rounds on the Internet. But if this image isn't already burned into your brain, who knows if anything can touch you.
It's anyone's guess what the hell's going on here, but that's where you come in. Leave your best caption suggestion in the comments—winner gets a signed photo of Gothamist publisher Jake Dobkin wearing only a ski mask and high tops!
