It has come to our attention that some of you have today off. Isn't that nice? We're sure most of you are spending the day in solemn, patriotic reflection. Others, however, are making insufferable little tweets about how it's a holiday and they're pounding unlimited mimosas at some magical brunch orgy. One New Yorker whose Tweets are "protected" literally Tweeted "hahaah, the people who have to work today #suckers." Please note that this sort of gloating is not particularly appreciated by those of us here in the trenches, toiling to aggregate Tweets from other people working today. These people are the real HEROES:
It's a good thing there are no public photos of this user shooting a firearm, because people might take his threats seriously!
@lqueentero is filming I Am Legend 2: Alone On Twitter
Who among us has the stomach to swallow this injustice?
Oh they're working Sarah, but not because President's Day is "socialist," but because President's Day is for presidents who have valid birth certificates. It's a little thing called "principles."
First Obama breaks his promise to close Guantanamo, now this.
We'll be here all day. You? Here's an eagle cam:
(Partially ghostwritten by heroic P-Day worker Christopher Robbins.)
