One Brooklyn man proved the food addiction skeptics wrong when he demonstrated that the disease can produce the kind of violence and crime associated with drug and alcohol addictions. David Murray, 23, arrived at Crown Fried Chicken on Tompkins Avenue around 2:30 a.m. on Sunday, needing his fried chicken breast fix. But when an employee told him they were out, he freaked out and attacked.
Murray threw a garbage can at the employee, then left and returned with a baseball bat, smashing and ATM and threatening to hit the cashier. Police arrived and Murray was charged with criminal misdemeanor, menacing and criminal possession of a weapon. Great, a young man's life ruined all because he was jonesing for some fried chicken breasts, which c'mon, everybody eats. If they just legalized fried chicken breasts we wouldn't have all this crime!
