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Eat Cetera: "Laid Singles Party" At Sunburnt Cow, Drink Shrubs At Queens Kickshaw

The "infamous" Ice Luge of LoveLaid Night: "Ladies Nights" are so 2000-late; these days it's all about "Laid" Nights, at least at the Sunburnt Cow, which has sent out a press release announcing that the East Village barstaurant "has one mission this summerâto get you laid!" That's right, stop throwing your money away at those other bars whose only mission is to sell you more alcoholâat the Sunburnt Cow, Thursday nights are all about "you" and your sexual gratification. And how do they plan to facilitate your all-important coitus? A retractable roof and "free shots on the infamous 'Ice Luge of Love'." Better drop off the kids with your ex for the night!And once you've met that perfect adequate stranger who meets your high qualifications for a night of drunken, empty intercourse, the Sunburnt Cow will send you off into the night prepared. According to the release, "the Cow has partnered with NYC Health to give away free NYC condoms and lubricant." The laying starts this Thursday June 23rd and continues on every Thursday night until everybody gets laid. 137 Avenue C, (212) 529-0005 — Gothamist

Published Jun 20, 2011

Modified Jun 20, 2011

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