We are always nervous when those breakdancers start popping and locking in the middle of a moving subway train, but somehow we've never actually seen one kick somebody in the face or otherwise hurt themselves... until now. Here is video evidence that you might not be overreacting when you rush to another car to avoid one of these SHOWTIMES. It's no Man Getting Hit By Football, but we'll take it:

That kid's got talent! No, not the one who hit his head, but his partner, who tells the audience "He's got Medicaid, folks," and keeps dancing as the other guy crumples to the floor. Show biz!