As recently as this October, concerned nannies were continuing to fight to get "full blown porn" out of our public libraries. But as any New Yorker with a library card knows, we have a constitutional right to enjoy Lord Of The Cock Rings in the comfort of a dimly-lit city building if we want. And in case you doubted the passion with which NYers tend to exercise that right, just take a look at the video below. Warning: what he's watching is a little NSFW.

Check out more about the rich and storied history of creepy dudes checking out porn on the city's many public library computers, and the efforts of some councilmen to take away this freedom.