Finally, a YouTube video shot right in our very own subway system that doesn't involve fighting, groping, or bad etiquette—just inner peace and pure joy. How is this even possible? Turns out if you subtract humans from the equation, a subway car can be a euphoric oasis, like your own mobile Zen rock garden. A mini vacation. Something something about the journey. Turn it up and listen as a man reacts to finding himself in a car of his own in the middle of a Saturday:

Of course, if you turn it down it looks like the climactic scene in a B horror flick—allow us to demonstrate further:

[h/t Reddit]