If you've got small children in the room, you should get them away from the computer screen immediately, because this surveillance video of a shocking, violent "rampage" in the lobby of the Ed Sullivan Theater is NOT for the faint of heart. Since Sunday we've been hearing about this "rampage," but nothing could prepare us for the graphic nature of this footage. Be warned: A garbage can is knocked over, a door is brutally kicked, and [SPOILER!] at least four defenseless velvet rope stanchions are hurled SAVAGELY to the floor. After watching this senseless wave of destruction, we can only salute David Letterman for his courageous decision to even broadcast his program tonight.

Heavy, right? Where's Rudolph Giuliani to tell us it's okay to laugh again? On a lighter note, Letterman's Top Ten list was all about the incident:

Whittemore was charged today with burglary and criminal mischief. His attorney told CBS 2, "He believes he was there, but he was intoxicated to the point that he doesn't remember."