Two and a Half Men creator Chuck Lorre may be replacing Charlie Sheen and giving Jon Cryer a bigger role, so of course the MaSheen fired off a letter to Lorre (and CC'd TMZ, of course). You can read the entire thing right here, where the self-proclaimed Warlock explains, "My fans may tune in for a minute, but at the end of the day, no one cares about your feeble show without me." Just to play Devil's Advocate for a moment: isn't that how it sort of was before this whole thing started?
Amidst his attempted takedown of Lorre, Sheen taps into his inner Tourette's and calls him: "a sad silly fool... A-hole pussy loser... low rent, nut-less sociopath... a stupid bitch... a narcissist... a coward... a loser... a spineless rat... a cockroach."
Finally, he goes on to tell Lorre, "you created a show BASED ON MY AWESOME LIFE." And, well, another show based on Sheen's "AWESOME LIFE" that didn't involve Lorre? His critically panned stage show... which he's now been giving tickets away to via his Twitter.
So, who is fit to replace Sheen on the show? Rumors have included everyone from Woody Harrelson to Jeremy Piven to Bob Saget, though a CBS executive claims those names were not on Lorre's list. Not that any of these actors would do it, but...
