masheenphone0411.jpgIt's like a miniature Charlie Sheen in your pocket! The troubled actor has taken his downward spiral and transferred it over to the iPhone (and soon, the Android!) in what looks like an Ed Hardy inspired application. For $2.99* you can enjoy 17 videos, have your fortune told Magic 8 Ball style, and basically just feel like you're a part of something, ya know? That something being The MaSheen, which is what this special app has been dubbed.

We refuse to further help in the funding of Sheen's future sex palace, so we haven't tested this out and can only say that if it's anything like his stage show, we're guessing $2.99 is about $2.99 too much.

*Winning sold separately. Very separately.