Photo by Scott Rudd

Every year MoMA hosts their annual Party In The Garden and it's always really splendid and much more interesting than staring at some lady sleeping in a glass box. No offense to Tilda, but this is a party in a garden inside one of the most iconic museums in New York City open bar!

This year MoMA has announced that the party will honor Mayor Bloomberg, the City of New York, and artists Ellsworth Kelly and Cindy Sherman, as well as feature a set by the band Fun. (Previous years included sets from Santigold, Solange Knowles (DJ set), and Kanye West.) And, again, also featured is the all you can drink top shelf hooch for three whole hours.

The party—held inside the gorgeous Abby Aldrich Rockefeller Sculpture Garden—costs $200 and lasts from 9 p.m. to just around midnight (with an open bar that entire time, did we mention?). But don't get your hopes up on protecting your stomach with a layer of sobering and absorbant food—the dinner, which Bloomberg will likely attend, costs $2,500 for a single ticket (and up to $100,000 for a table). Then again, maybe $2,500 is doable for you? If so, congratulations to you on managing to earn and save money so you can spend it on stuff—let's talk about how you did this on May 21st, near Joan Miró's Moonbird... say, around 9:30 p.m.?