Perhaps this was inevitable: Pitchfork, the music website that everyone loves to hate, is making its way to the big screen. Sort of. According to the LA Times, filmmakers Mark and Jay Duplass (Cyrus, the mumblecore "hit" The Puffy Chair) have been shopping a script, called "Pitchfork," about "the middle-aged mother of an indie rocker who, after her son is killed in a car accident, seeks vengeance on an online blogger who had peddled snark about her son." The twist? The blogger is just a teenager. There's no word yet on whether Pitchfork will be supervising the soundtrack.

While no details have been confirmed, one possible star is hot mama Susan Sarandon. We could also see Frances McDormand racking up the awards, or perhaps Sonic Youth's Kim Gordon would like to make her first foray into acting. Who would you cast?