Do you drink as much Mad Men's Don Draper? This is a troubling question to answer, but it's time to look at your aging, gin-soaked face in the mirror and face facts. To do this, we need to know just how many alcoholic beverages Don is pouring down his gullet each day.
Don consumed 52 drinks during season 6—the last full season—of Mad Men, which rounds out to about 3 drinks per day. If that number seems low, well, it is—this detox website believes Don had a heavy pour, with 3.33 drinks in each of his 1 drinks. This means he's been consuming closer to 10 drinks per day, or 164 over the season.
No problem for a pro like Don! Or is it? "We also noticed that Don's drinking starts to have some consequences: vomiting at a funeral, almost drowning in a pool, punching a minister and being thrown in jail," notes Detox.net. Though we would point out that's not taking into account the drugs, stress and sleep depravation. They also add that over 40% of the time, the sun was still up when Don picked up the booze, and 60% of the time he has been drinking alone :(
This all gives Don a mortality risk score greater than 9.0, so in summation: Don is probably dying in the final season (which premieres April 5th!). Don't drink like Don.
