Charlie Sheen's dud of a torpedo is still fizzling into the city's papers. Today the Daily News reports that a heckler at the Atlantic City show on Saturday night shamed the MaSheen into giving him a refund. While watching the fallen actor incoherently grasp for the audience's attention, Zach Edelman heckled him from 20 rows back (after being denied a refund at the box office). Sheen eventually beckoned him to the stage, handed him a $100 bill, and said, "There's your fucking refund. Now you can get the f--- out of here."

Edelman was then escorted out by security... but he says that Sheen is welcome to call him anytime for tips on how to improve his stage show. The Hoboken insurance manager told the paper proudly: "I slayed the warlock." And added that the show was "a train wreck. There wasn't any humor." (Agreed!)

Still, Sheen has one pop star's vote for most influential person in the world. Justin Bieber told Time magazine that Sheen is more influential than Julian Assange and Barack Obama, because "he got a million followers in one day on Twitter. And I've never seen that happen before." Is anyone else thinking this pair could create sitcom gold? One and a Half Men, anyone?

For the record, Justin Bieber has 8,957,818 followers, Barack Obama has 7,459,599, and Charlie Sheen, who announced he's a birther last night in DC, has 3,632,372.