New parents Beyoncé and Jay-Z haven't yet showed off their daughter, Blue Ivy, to the public (friends say she's "so beautiful"), but they have announced her godparents. Or rather, a source has done it for them. And it's a real "Aha Moment!"

According to MediaTakeout, a "reliable insider" says that the parents didn't want to name family members as godparents, so they went with Jay's friend Tyran Smith, and the most powerful woman in the universe, Oprah. It's safe to say this kid's gonna have a pretty pampered lifestyle.